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Me? I'm STEADY!
Well, the time has come for me to release the final bonus chapter (that I know of) for Wrinkles Wallace: Knights of Night School. I have enjoyed creating and providing a little background information for my debut novel. Thanks you for reading and sharing in this experience.
Steady,
Marquin.
Edible Abuse
I felt used. To be honest, I felt
used and abused. It’s almost like she could not follow my directions, or she
messed up on purpose. I mean, I tried to tell her how to do things just right,
so people would be happy with her. I wanted them to be impressed by her
ability, but she wouldn’t follow my directions. And then she had the nerve to
get upset or not understand why people treated her the way they treated her. To
top it all off, she made me look bad. Really bad. Her not following my
directions made some people believe something was wrong with me. Nothing was
wrong with me. It was all her.
In the beginning, I arrived at her
doorstep and introduced myself to her. I told her everything she would learn
from me. I wanted to be open and honest with her about everything. In the end,
I gave her some key words to remember that would help her to understand how
things were. In the middle of it all, I tried to direct her through things and
help her to improve. Instead, she did whatever she wanted to do while I was around,
and I ended up feeling used and abused.
My name is Cullen Ary-Book, and I
met Spork many years ago. It all started with a knock on the door and I was
greeted with a big hug and a kiss. Of course I wasn’t expecting it, but the
enthusiasm she used when she met me was great. At the time, I thought it was a
little odd, but I got over it when I assumed it would be the start of a
beautiful relationship.
Was I wrong…
Once inside of Spork’s house, I
took a seat on the kitchen counter. I know, in most places the counter would be
the last place to sit, but sitting at the table wasn’t really an option. See,
the table was kind of dirty and there just wasn’t any room there for me. So I
sat on the counter and looked around. It didn’t take long for me to realize that
I wasn’t the only one there in the kitchen. Apparently, Spork had invited many
others into her kitchen, and she must have gotten distracted, because they were
all just lying around doing nothing. Me, I had other ideas of how I could stay
active because I had important information I could share.
A few minutes after I sat down, I
could see Spork showing me around the kitchen. She let me know where she kept
her cooking supplies and plates. For a minute, I was happy to see them because
I recognized many of them. Yet, when it came time for me to share my expertise
on those ingredients, she ignored me. Yeah, she ignored me. And I am not to be
ignored.
I mean, I tried to be open to what
her plans were. I tried to give suggestions or at least allow her to use me to
her benefit. But nope. She would act like she could understand exactly what I
meant, but then she would do the exact opposite of what I instructed her to do.
Or, she’d go overboard and do way too much. And, when you’re working with me
and you do things like that, things turn out bad. That’s probably why the
others were lying around with nothing to do. They had probably just given up,
closed themselves off to the world, and stopped trying after they realized she
wasn’t going to listen. But that’s not me. It never has been and it never will
be. I won’t quit. I won’t change. I won’t deviate from the plan because I know
it is absolutely right.
See, when your name is Cullen Ary-Book, it almost goes
without saying that being a cookbook makes me the ideal thing for Spork to use
to help her with her cooking.
NOPE!
Nah, she’d rather skip over my
words and do whatever she thought was right. And things like that made me look
bad, when she smiles and says that she uses me to make the food she prepares.
For example: One of my recipes
called for 2 cups of sugar. Well, Spork was out of sugar, so she substituted 2
cups of salt for the sugar. She said they look a lot alike, so what would it
matter. Tell that to the person who took a bite out of one of those cookies!
On
another occasion she was making a cake and ran out of flour. So, she used
pancake mix because they looked alike and because pancake has the word cake in
it.
I don’t even want to get into her refusal to preheat the oven so her
brownies are always undercooked mounds of chocolate and fudge foolishness.
I
don’t even want to talk about the times she made a caramel apple out of a
tennis ball and ear wax because the ingredients looked the same. And then she
has the nerve to tell people she gets the ideas for what she cooks from me. As
if I told her to cook it just like that.
Now you can see what I’ve been
dealing with. Well, that was what I was dealing with until this morning. This
morning, Spork walked into the kitchen, took one long look at me and made an
omelet. Not one of her usual Shark Knuckle Omelets, but an omelet with spinach
and sharp cheddar cheese. When I saw it and smelled it I was delighted. She had
followed directions for once, and it seemed to be the beginning of a beautiful
relationship. And not just with me. Pretty soon, the other books that were
lying around were being open and honest with her as well. She would talk with
all of us and get our thoughts on what to cook. Together, we had turned a page
in the book of food progress.
The End